Iceberg lettuce from anywhere doesn’t count as food.
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Do not put red things in there, you don’t want to know what happens if you put red things in there.
Monogrammed microwaves.
Then...
Right? Give me Take5 or give me death.
The finest microwaves.
Woman: “No. I don’t want a salad. I wouldn’t be able to finish it. Can’t you just wrap lettuce around the meat?”
I mean, eat what makes you happy. Maybe its delicious! But don’t for a second act like this is normal and the server should know...because that is ridiculous.
DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT EAT PINKHAM YOU DON’T OWN ME
“whom we all called Caramel Lady. ”
I was working in an upscale restaurant
OR BOTH!
I have a friend who is a massage therapist and she’s had the same problem from some clients.
That looks less like a sex toy and more like a glass pipe...
Per eye witness, suspect was egged on by a crowd of people to kill the victim
There’s something like 5 guns per capita in Texas. So where were all the “good guys with guns”?!?!
“In Texas we call that rounding third!”
Right? Go to the bathroom stall and snort away.
500 days of Narcing > 500 days of Kristin