The Harlequins keep sketchy company though. Nah, just jokering.

That front page full of tweets is annoying. That’s literally what twitter’s for.

Fuck these things. They look like the eye thing that Levar Burton wore in Star Trek TNG slipped off of his face and fell onto his neck.

Fire Sale! Everything must go!

My comment has zero love for Macklemore. So.

I’d say these bullet points are magazine worthy.

you make good bullet points without any bullet points

his parents pranked kara by birthing him.

Spoilers!

And yet the web is full of autoplays of the ACTUAL SCENE of the shooting.

Questioning Trump’s immigration policy makes you sane, not revolutionary.

This was also something I wondered. Why did this even get published? A Notre Dame graduate on staff pointed out that the paper’s great at getting people talking, but this isn’t even a well thought-out opinion. It’s just an opinion. I have plenty of those (pandas aren’t real, air travel is a massive hoax, Jennifer…

I have a friend who went to Notre Dame, and he used to make this exact argument. He came out of the closet 3 years later and promptly stopped spewing this nonsense because he realized that it doesn’t make any fucking sense.

As a black person, I love how he is using racial remarks as an excuse to do this. He thinks Black America is gonna be like “oh she called him the n-word so he had to do it.” This dude needs to rot.

shut up.

I hate America's Got Talent so much. That is all.

You know what the worst of this is? The fact that it’ll happen again. And again. And again. As night follows day, it’ll happen again. There are people walking around today who, in a day or a week or a year or two years who will be shot dead by some dude with a gun and nothing holding him back. It could be you, reading…

I thought Deez Nutz was firmly behind Dis Pussy.

Also, I need to know Butt Stuff’s platform.

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