I do not believe in revenge, retribution, or vigilantism.

I suppose if you caught them in the act, then you’d be justified in protecting your child. If you killed their abuser after the fact, like in the video BadRabbit posted, that’s just murder and he should’ve gotten more than probation.

“Gary why? Gary why?”

I have a very clear memory, from when I was about 12, of my mother angrily telling me about a family we knew from church, and how their horrible daughter, who was a few years years older than me, had “ruined her family” by reporting that her stepfather had molested her. It didn’t even occur to my mother, or anyone…

I know, right? The US run Smithsonian museums are so hostile to Christians, the only day of the year they aren’t closed is December 25th (or when the governments down).

They have to do this because Christmas is winning its war on every other freaking holiday. Last year, I tried to buy a Halloween costume on Halloween, and the employees were busily putting everything Halloween away and putting up Christmas lights.

Jo-Ann’s seems to have decided that Halloween season starts in July. That’s one hell of a long craft project.

Nonononono. You have it backwards.

Just the flowers. Leave the chocolate alone.

I feel like most 77 year olds are fitter than I am. I once stood in the yard chatting with my 90 year old neighbour and by the end of it I was leaning on the wall because my bad back was playing up so awfully. And she was all ‘Right, I have to go vacuum my entire house’ and I just went inside and took a nap.

I went to grad school with a very love, very sane woman. We graduated, blah blah anyway. She’s now super into crossfit. Everything she talks about is crossfit. She made her husband forgo cake on their anniversary for ‘a green smoothie! #getmygreens #health’. She went from being a person with varied interests to a…

If someone is a vegan crossfitter which do they talk about first?

Think of it as the ultimate libertarian exercise. It’s good if you have a good person in charge of the gym (“box”). But unfortunately the process for becoming a trainer is pretty lax. It’s not about form it’s about pushing yourself beyond limits. I’m not a fan of it myself.

Ah, the War on Christmas comes earlier every year! Pretty soon, the whole year will be just one long War on Christmas.

If I lose weight and stop exercising I might stop finding cheez-its in my bra when I’m being lazy on the sofa and so what am I going to do then, Constance?

I know she does crossfit. Because, like every other person who does crossfit, she feels a need to tell people that she does crossfit.

I found this earlier and committed to using it as much as possible

1. Awesome hauler for an awesome race truck.

Flux Capacitor.......

What’s this? Trying to find the 2nd shooter from the grassy knoll?