Guys, what’s happening here? Is this some fancy kind of PPD-delivering pen? I honestly have no idea. But, FYI, this isn’t a photo vaccination administration.

They’re on both fringes.

My password to get books from the college bookstore included a misspelled word. The word? Genius. I misspelled “genius”. As a password. To a college bookstore.

This is going to be long, because I have a lot of pent up feelings.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure the civil war talk doesn't happen in pre-K. But I didn't go to pre-K so I could be wrong.

“She didn’t want Lilly to learn about black history,” he said, “She just wanted her to learn about the Confederacy.”

I’m not drinking the kool aid. I refuse to call this heinous stuff cheese.

Not in this house, dude. That shit is nast.

Is it an unpopular opinion to suggest that actual cheese lovers have nothing to worry about?

Also this-

And suddenly everything becomes clear.

And of course Delta Sigma Theta is primarily a black sorority.

Oh, FFS. This whole bag check thing wouldn’t have anything to do with Delta Sigma Theta being a historically black sorority, would it? Naah!

Trump would attempt to change the rules in order to make him Dictator, Emperor, and Führer.

I guess I should thank my friends that I have yet to see this anywhere except here.

At the camp that I worked at, we had an outbreak of the norwalk virus. Out of about 200 kids and staff, about 75 were puking at any given time over about a 4-day period. SO MUCH FUN!

Girl scout camp in the late 60s. Two weeks sleeping in the open-no tents-on cots. Minimal anything to do but deal with hot, dry Sierra Nevada dusty weather.

I actually run a camp. That’s my job. It’s year round, several sessions throughout the year. But the first time I conducted a session I had no idea what I was doing. The job just got dumped on me through a crazy series of events and I was just trying to get through the week without killing anyone. My campers are all…

I passed out and fell on the ground while sitting with my team at a picnic table. Nobody noticed and I got back up and sat down. I left camp with poison ivy, the flu, and chicken pox, and nobody was my friend.