Your name. Awesome!

I would’ve expected it in a Ford Escape.

I had to read that first sentence at least five (5) times before it actually sunk in.

I remember when kill kits were standard on all Subarus

Yeah, everyone knows a Range Rover is best for storing “tools”:

All wheel drive helps get to those out of the way places to dig a shallow grave? I mean you can’t exactly call AAA with two decomposing corpses in the trunk.

it’s West Virginia

As a Subaru owner, I agree.

More like an el camino

Far more interesting than the rope, gardening gloves, water, fire starting kit and walking cast that live in mine.

Given the lifestyle Subaru tries to reflect, this won't be good for advertising.

I mean, you expect that kind of thing in a Volvo, but a Subaru? Weird.

Bless you child. I forgot about this alley in 90s/Early 00s kid Memory Lane that was P!nk. Can’t underestimate her!

I can get behind this film, Clea DuVall is so underrated, and But I’m a Cheerleader is magnificent. Up there with Welcome to the Dollhouse.

Why was there an article about transgender prostitutes in a science magazine anyway?

Our department went from 9 guys to 7 guys and 3 women in the last year. It’s a nice change. Just having any diversity mellows the place and everyone is learning more.

Bunch of AAASholes.

I have a hard time wrapping my head around how they dare to try to claim that they stand for ‘small government’ and ‘personal responsibility’, when they want to strictly legislate what women do with their bodies and their lives.

Standing in line or otherwise waiting at the Department of Motor Vehicles is a proven way to put the brakes on one’s perception of time.

One of my greatest wishes would be for someone to find a way to over ride this so time appears to pass as slowly as it used to. I’m quite fine with not being immortal but I think the fact the grave seems to rush towards you faster & faster is a very cruel joke for your mind to play on you.