lol oops

it’s not like i’m shoving it up my vagina

because they look bad on me

same here, *hi-5*

god i know, i’ve been that way since i was a kid

78 cents on the dollar? that is such a lie though, go back to your hippie liberal communist econ professor and tell him to shove it

we pay extra for that top tube bend on bikes so we can still ride and wear our expensive dresses and still be respectable proper *~* ladies *~*

HURRRRRRRR

good thing men’s deodorant smells better anyway

how on earth did “PT Cruiser” not make this list?

God, knowing how bad my bowels are this is actually a nightmare scenario for me

girl you know it’s

Damn. This is exactly why I carry around a pair of earbuds in my bag...

this hand is the real MVP

and here i had to figure out how to dial “mary had a little lamb” using dial tones like the total pedestrian i am

clear phone > mickey mouse phone

jessica jones?

pretty ballsy... wouldn’t be surprised to find 4 flat tires on that SUV afterward...

i see a shit-ton of them here in san diego and we barely have rain

i want to put this on my car and my husband is encouraging it