I would immediately remove my child from that school if that is how its administration handles bomb threats.

I’ve said this before but it bears repeating: you don’t always want greasy food with questionable hygiene standards ... Chipotle just tastes fresher... Although apparently along the supply chain they are also suffering from questionable hygiene standards...

i’ll start:

i’m crying at my desk at work fffffffffffffffffffffff

a decal, oh god

i have no idea, but this is my favorite outcome from that:

no minions? lucky

i wanted to play too sorry

i somehow feel vindicated just by the headline alone

wow.

nobody calls christians “dirty christian” or even atheists “dirty atheist”, but i have heard “dirty jew” and now, “dirty muslim”

i’m sure this man will one day run a very successful republican presidential campaign

Welp, now I feel dumb. Thank you for making actual sense of the data. Gonna go put this misplaced rage somewhere else

First, it may be that fathers get more utility from spending time with their sons then daughters. Second, it may be that the parents perceive that paternal time spent caring for boys is relatively more productive than time caring for girls.

except the guy was a US Citizen, so...

gun shows are also a popular way to skirt any legal issues

i mean, the guns they had are illegal in CA in the first place

i felt really bad that one time i accidentally dropped my used tampon in the toilet — not bad enough to reach in and rescue it to throw it away, mind you — but i did feel a twinge of guilt. thankfully it looked like everything flushed away right

i lol’d