i would eat avocado ice cream. you know what’s awful? chocolate garlic ice cream (fuck you, gilroy).

That's fucking obnoxious and I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

I wish I could give you all the stars of the universe

She took a knee for, ... uh, Jezebel

I actually liked Maladroit after a few listens, but if you ask me now what’s on that album I can’t recall a single song. Except “Beverly Hills”.

Fucking nativism, man. I am afraid of the shithole this country is becoming.

too redneck

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it’s like the closest you can get to a workplace-acceptable mohawk

yeah, i’m not sure i’ve ever seen 3D letters on a sign before

i just got caught sleeping at my desk

yes?

ew wtf

i saw an R8 on my commute to work the other day

i know people who use different feet when driving auto...

we had a lot porter who burned the clutch on a brand new spark or some other dumb car when i worked at a chevy dealership.

Ha, I'm glad I wasn't the only one with this thought as well

blasphemy.

jesus christ. i have two family members who are developmentally disabled and i just — i have no fucking idea. i usually don’t believe in retribution but this shit hits home hard.

i moved away (changed coasts) for college and moved back to my hometown afterward. it’s a similarly alienating feeling...