that carl’s jr. story sounds like it happened where i grew up lol

Mexicans invented flour tortillas too no mames.

The only way I eat tacos from Chipotle is with flour tortillas

What

Not all of us in California have “mission burritos”, plus, the only California burrito that matters is the “California burrito”. Suck it, NorCal.

yaaaaaaaaaas

Jesus fuck, what is wrong with people?

They also put the logo for the band Korn on her headstone, because she liked the band (it was that year).

Yep, gettin’ cremated.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

:(

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON.

“sorry, i have to account for the pole-ing error.”

ew

tbh i can’t just gauge a dude’s dick size by eyeballing it so

i thought you had a thing for MREs or something

put a poop on it!

my fav is when they also include hitler in their inane anti-socialist quips

Yeah, I definitely didn’t read “jape” correctly.

yes he is