I can’t edit my original post but I wanted to tell everyone, I VOTED!!!! My husband went just now and called and said there was no line at all, and he explained my situation to the poll workers so they were prepared to bring the machine to my car if I needed it (thankfully I didn’t!) I AM SO HAPPY!!!!

That’s the whole genius of Trump’s campaign: it’s just a massive MadLibs for angry while folk.

“You see when he says he’s going to ‘Make America Great Again’, he means that he’s going to (verb) the (noun) so that the (noun) is (adjective)! He really understands me!”

“Different viewpoints need to be respected,” he continued, before explaining that the Republican presidential candidate’s positions have been misinterpreted. “When Trump says he wants to ban Muslims, he doesn’t really mean that. That’s never going to happen. What he really means is he wants extreme vetting.”

No, seriously, why does he get to cut the line? Is there any precedent for this? It seems illegal and is definitely unfair.

This isn’t going to happen but I still hope in her acceptance speech as she wins she’ll just be like “Oh btw, everyone call me ‘President Rodham’ kthxbai.”

This is what it looks like when Michelle is hugging someone out of obligation.

Those two women have come a long way in their relationship and I 100% believe they’ve come to a genuine place of friendship. I know a lot of people have said over the past year that Michelle still holds a grudge against Clinton over the ‘08 primary and that she’s only campaigning for her out of contempt for Trump but…

Clinton never looks happier than when she’s hugging an Obama. I believe 100% that this is an absolutely sincere friendship.

Especially in Times Square. It’s got a barely concealed level of 24/7 crazy. Don’t tell the tourists ...

Agreed. As a NYer I always look around as the train pulls in since this is my nightmare.

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our…

That’s what republican voter suppression has done; it’s angered black voters so much that they often end up vote in higher numbers in protest. They won’t allow themselves to be silenced by racist voter policies.

Starred by a white North Carolinian. It’s been disenfranchising seeing my state’s true nature come out. This is not the NC (or the US for that matter) that I thought I grew up in.

I am right with you, they sure tried but they couldn’t suppress my vote

How do these scumbags sleep at night. None of them have the simple intelligence to see that if you have to fucking cheat, over and over, to win for your shitstain of a candidate THEN YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE.

As a black dude currently living in NC, I made sure to cast my ballot early. Here’s hoping McCrory and Trump have a bad day tomorrow

Black North Carolinians: Please vote tomorrow and fuck their shit up. Sincerely, White New Englander

I kept reading through the letters and thinking: “You’re. You’re. You’re.”

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