I don't know anything about Channing Tatum other than his abs/arms but he always seems like a sweet guy under the guns. I just want to make him some soup and tell him it's going to be OK.

He's a narcissist, at the very least. He's insecure, has low self esteem and preys on (young) women for attention, love, control, anything to make himself feel better about his shitty, lame life. He probably cannot connect to people in a normal way, so he uses things like his writing, anonymous internet bashing, etc.,…

YOURE SUPPOSED TO POOP FACING THE SHELF, GAAAAALLL !!!

I consider each and every one of you a dear friend, so just between us: Is there anything better than a really awesome poo?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And then the internet made it a gif.

"Moon Over Baboon Street"

"And then I shall rip open your femoral artery with my razor sharp talons," says the adorable baby owl.

Hello, little baby owl. I'm going to put you in my pocket.

We can definitely party with "the Haiti-ans".

See, I would totally be into this dude in Magic Mike.

Me, too! I kept laughing nervously while saying it was silly but inside I felt hot. Flames. I felt flames in my insides.

Primo ballerino, indeed! Plus, he apparently loves going down like a "thirsty camel in the desert." Perfection.

Like, yesterday.

Afterwards my husband was like "So awkward!" And I just said "...yeah. Stupid..." while replaying the scene in my head over and over.

I need a GIF of that moment where he hands Mindy his belt then slowly backs away. FEELINGS.

For reals. I knew Chris Messina was hot, but I didn't realize how smoking hot. That last shot. Wowza.

This was possibly the greatest moment of my TV-watching life. Top five for sure.