charlottehasanewname
Charlottehasanewname
charlottehasanewname

I think I would fuck H. Jon Benjamin based on the appeal of his voice. And his dreamy eyes.

I need to start watching this show immediately.

Candy cigarettes?

I seem drawn to men with chronic back problems. In my experience, men will endure/push through almost ANY pain when it comes to sex. But YAY for more doggy.

Fuck, I really want a pet owl.

how many vaginas have you touched?

Have a guy suck on an Altoid or a Fisherman's Friend lozenge before going down on you. DO IT.

Power tools. Utility belts. Pencil behind the ear, black work boots, measuring/cutting wood, dudes. (Been doing theatre all my life and the sight of a stagehand has me.....fantasizing)

I did, too...and guess what? My photo stream was icloud enabled. Crap.

*everyone nervously checks their iphone settings*

I love bitch pudding!

twice removed.

Peaches Pancakes Golf

cue Rocky theme.

Who cares who comes first or last? Simultaneous is a difficult feat (unless you include masturbation while fucking)...PLUS, if you come at the same time, it cuts sex time in half, no? I like taking turns, but that's me.

your comment made me think of this guy : )