Just jumping in to say I have a male friend who is 34 and has been messing around/FWB with a coworker for years and years. I asked recently if he liked her and would ever entertain a REAL relationship with her, and he goes, "No way. She's like 40. I have an age range and there's just no way it would ever work." I was…
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Who the fuck are these creepy-ass dudes?
Exhibit A.
The mere THOUGHT of dating a 22 year old annoys me.
Please tell me they watched this 90's classic:
You've clearly never seen White Bread, Extra Mayo: The Pat Boone Story then.
Man, I really hope other musicians don't find out that you can be high while recording music.
Wait, I thought literally all music was recorded under the influence? That's what every musical biopic I've ever seen told me.
What is going on here? Why is her vagina named Erin?
Who the hell photoshopped that Erin Andrews image, Dr. Moreau?
Jane Austin's novels primarily concern plucky young women having to choose between dashing alt-country singers and earnest Java developers all the while set in the glamorous backdrop of a three hour line-up for BBQ.
Men actually love to get women off/pleasure women during sex, even if there is no emotional attachment - it's just a turn-on for them. I read once that aside from looks, men's biggest turn-on is the noises of pleasure we make during sex/us having orgasms/us clearly enjoying ourselves. Nature's fun for us all that way,…
Another update on BabyBerry Watch 2014-15.... MisterBerry and I found out that I'm carrying twins! This is exciting and HOLY SHIT REALLY FREAKING SCARY and stuff. I have lots of emotions on the matter, as well as the standard nausea and fatigue. I have an appointment with a twin-specializing OB tomorrow, and we're…
Feeling crappy tonight in a first-world-problems sort of way. This guy I've had a crush on for a couple of years finally asked me if I wanted to see a movie with him a few weeks ago. There were some hints there that he just wanted to be friends, but I still held out a little hope until we went out for the third time…
I need to talk about sex for a minute. I am having a hard time processing the sexual experiences I had with the guy I was seeing this summer. It was by far the best sex of my life. Things happened for me that haven't happened in my previous ten years of sexual activity. He made me feel incredibly desirable, sexy,…
Guys, I won't say I'm in love. I auditioned for a singing contest, and I locked my knees and fainted. But when I walked out of the building I saw one of my guy-friends. Since I have three more auditions, he made me practice on him. I sang a song called "Close Your Eyes," and we slow-danced while I sang. And, I leaned…