So, it seems like Helen is like the skeksis in the Dark Crystal, draining the essence from the jilted.
Sorry if this is total TMI, you can leave me in the greys or dismiss and I will definitely understand! Firstly, I'm trying to find a nice way of asking if you are the "penetrated" as opposed to the "penetrator" but I'm just going to go with those phrases and make everyone uncomfortable. If you are the penetrated then…
Held it down and molested it??! Wtf is that supposed to mean?!
Meh. I just mix vodka with lemon NeoCitran and take some bennies.
Woah this is crazy that this is an article right now. My lower back is totally jacked up since Labor Day weekend. Went to the Dr to get a shot. It's still not working. Been doing stretches all morning. Hopefully this will go away.
Oh yes, the herniated disc in my lower back (a present from my first pregnancy! How thoughtful!) has DEFINITELY made an impact on the array of positions I can take a chance trying. Might have to look at that chart.
thank you. 1000 times thank you. 1,000,000 times thank you. My 25 year old boyfriend with the bones of a 65 year old construction worker also will thank you. Later,obviously, like right after work, but there will be thanks given I am SURE!
Going to find man with bad back. BRB.
Coming from a couple of two back problem havers, I can give a huge shout out to doggystyle as the MVP of sex positions in MY bedroom.
"You come at the King Crab, you best not miss"
I have a coworker who is Patrick Stewart's neighbor in Brooklyn. He is pure awesomeness, all the time! They go up and play ping pong with him and his wife sometimes. My coworker's husband loses to him on purpose, out of respect. Love him!
also i hope finding nemo 2 also has an omar fish
Reminds me of this joke in "Watchmen." http://comicbook.com/blog/2014/08/1…
Hawke hit the nail on the head when he articulated the sadness that other people couldn't make Williams happy - even though he made the people around him happy. This has been bothering me but I didn't know how to express it.
When you said "all your favorite divas" I was hoping for Patti, Liza, Bernadette... none of these upstarts are my favorite divas... also, get off my lawn.