I'm like 80% sure that's actually Mariah.

Rick Ross wishes he was this guy.

See?

Good question! Fuck the gym.

So you can't date a fat guy because that guy is a good date? I thought this site was better than this.

This guy thinks he's Rick Ross.

Then why the fuck do I even go to the gym?

Stop trying to make females message first on Tinder happen.

I wouldn't date this guy cause I'm gay as fuck but I'd be his lesbro for sure and help feed his fish whilst playing video games.

me too, but it's a federal crime, goddamnit. No hedgehogs in CA either, unfair!

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

I'd be happy with petting an owl. n_n

Damn. What. Is. The. Right. Answer....

the dirty filmmaker (for those of you following along with this saga) and i met on tinder (my first actual tinder date ever!!!) and i knew i wanted to see him bc he asked what i was doing, i told him i was at the one direction concert, and he messaged me back 10 minutes later saying "i took a quiz to see which one i…

This guy... I'm taking notes. Can't have fish cos roomies' cats but in any case. Yiss...

OMG OMG OMG the love of my life, Wee-Bey, is out of jail and ready to mingle!

WHOA! He even got her to send the first message.

That last text:

Swagger. He's got it