how many girls (or guys as well I guess?) have touched your penis

"..and make sure you've at least answered, at LEAST a few hundred questions on this site. Otherwise our match percentage is likely inaccurate. If I have time to answer thousands, you have time to answer a few hundred."

"how many vaginas have you touched?"

Tell me five different things you can do with a pencil.

I cringed the most at that one too. I think it's because she's trying to be all "I'm unique. I know what I want. I don't care if you don't like me." While at the same time, FB is the ultimate buy in of our time and the "norm". That statement alone seems to contradict everything else abt her and indicates a lack of…

I get that creepers are a thing on dating sites, but when I see things like this it makes me think she should just deactivate her account and step away from the computer for a while. Yeesh.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

As stupid as it is, I don't think it's that bad. I hate when women (white women) write in caps "I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO BLACK GUYS." and try to rationalize it as a preference more than a racist bullshit to say.

What's your greatest weakness?

I missed the homophobia in the Taylor Swift video and didn't agree with the cries of racism. This is terribly cute, though all but one fraternity brother need to really commit to those dance moves!

It certainly beats Sexy Keith Moon Lingerie.

That is the most bad-ass line I've ever heard.

73 answers, and a regret ain't one.

Her whole life is a fucking selfie.

A friend invented a drink she calls "Unicorn Period," - vanilla vodka and Chambord. Drink up!

I'm an accent chameleon. Put me in another region for a few months, and I will start to sound like I'm from there. I do it subconsciously, and start to mimic the language patterns I hear every day. My Northeastern relatives tell me I've totally lost my Northeastern accent, and it makes me kind of sad.

So that's why I put it on the dick with a bunch of babies...