Ugh. I'm hearing Deliverance-style banjo music in my head.

Seriously?

If you don't feel something during "The Origin of Love", you might be a monster.

I don't like people anymore. Is there some way I can avoid all people forever?

they already named #1 George.... #2 should be Richard, definately.

William Wallace Windsor.

them lil shorts tho

This is the child who will grow jealous of George and attempt to steal his throne. They need to name him or her 'Loki' or 'Scar' or 'Richard' or something.

the music is gorgeous :/

Is it wrong that I want to see him and NPH both dressed up as Hedwig, making out? Because if that's wrong, I don't wanna be right.

We've had mint vaginas and pumpkin-spice cocks today. Mark, what flavor should my asshole be?

Just do what the rest of us do: sprinkle your dick with cinnamon and nutmeg.

Yeah, I'm sure I'm the outlier here, but I'll just be in the shower with my Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Castile Soap enjoying that tingly feeling. *All over*

Anyone ever try having sex right after your partner finished cooking you an amazing Mexican dinner with hand-chopped jalapenos? It's... uh... hot.

(HIGH-FAT DAIRY! DOUCHE WITH HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM!)

Yeah, I learned that lesson the hard way when I got a little over zealous with my loofah and this stuff one morning in the shower.

"WHAT TYPE OF STDS CAUSE VERY COLD, SORT OF TINGLY VAGINAS??"

This reminds me of the time I got high and accidentally ingested Tiger Balm, thanks to severe menstrual cramps. I set myself up with milk, Milano cookies, my sweet little pipe, and the Simpsons for an evening of cramp-calming bliss. But apparently I hadn't washed my hands as thoroughly as I thought, I realized when I…

I once had a similar dilemma.

...with the faintest whispers of mint gum still tingling on my labia...

I like how even in a movie where the child-molesting teacher is a woman, she still manages to wind up as the victim.