BRB... Gonna be on an awesome honeymoon.

y'all i have lost my DAMN MIND over this guy. like have literally been so #jaded because i was with one guy all through college, broke up with him senior year (a week after our four-year anniversary) because i realized i didn't love him, then in the year and a half since have had really terrible luck with guys. two…

Girl, I wrote almost verbatim what you just wrote about 4-5 months ago. I just COULD NOT cut this guy off. I truly thought we could turn our weird, secret pseudo-relationship into a friendship if I just tried hard enough. Then he suddenly deleted me off all his social media and didn't talk to me for weeks. I finally…

I am in heartbreak hell. My ex (and only boyfriend) and I broke up two years ago. Well, I broke up with him. I was going through a terrible (and my only) bout of depression. I don't know what happened but for one year I was just a total zombie and could not function at all. I had known my boyfriend since the second…

Having been in a similar situation, these guys are the type who jump from relationship to relationship. He won't leave his current girlfriend until he knows he can be with you, and when he is ready to move on, he'll move on with you.

It's a tough spot you're in. Don't beat yourself up about your feelings, feelings happen. People like this guy you're talking about (people who are ok with cheating on people emotionally or otherwise) are pretty bad characters that will do their best to convince you of anything to keep getting whatever attention and…

Charming jerks are the worst, too. A charmless jerk is just that dude or chick that everyone hates and no one hangs out with. A charming jerk will shit inside your soul.

First of all, why isn't he leaving his girlfriend if he loves you so much?

You're just making up words and calling them bands.

Yesterday, I met a man at an Insomnia Cookies store, by going up to the register, and asking for a s'more cookie and chocolate milk. The person at the register, seeing I walked quite a distance, asked if I wanted to sit down and eat the cookie there. So, I sat down next to this another guy, who happens to be the…

I just got back from a week and a half long camping trip which was awesome. But while I was eating s'mores inspiration hit me. What if you did a savory s'more? Like, with roasted cheese? Do you think that would work? It would have to be soft enough to go on the stick without breaking off but not so soft that it…

I prefer The Ripper, a song by Judas Priest. I'm sure holes will be poked in this latest theory, as history has always loved a mystery...

Will somebody please take baby out of the corner? And by baby I mean me, and by corner I mean greys. I will carry ALL the watermelons!

I was more excited about King Richard III under a parking lot, but this is cool too. All those guys with metal detecters on the beach should really be walking around British malls...

who burnt half of Roman Britain the fuck down

While this is certainly a cool find, I'm always a bit disappointed when archaeological discoveries don't involve boulder chases, pressure plate traps, or convoluted light puzzles.

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Ignore him, completely and utterly.

The guy is still clearly hung up on you. People say this hurtful crap to help themselves deal, to villainize their former partner with the hope it'll be easier to reject them. He's lying to himself. You've got him in the dumps and he's lashing out. Don't take his tweets too seriously, he's just being a sore loser.

I have nothing real to add except that I just got out of the shower and was met by my dog who was wearing my dirty underwear as a t-shirt.