Listening to The Black Keys' Attack and Release. It's just such a turn-on. If I'm on the train, and it starts playing, I get horny and have to skip the songs.

And I used to date a guy who wore Egyptian Musk. He turned out to be awful, but I was so in love with him. Now, when I smell it, I get really contemptuous. But…

One of the hottest things in my life was when my long term partner ran into her ex in New York about six years ago. She was stuck in the states at an on site freelance job for about five months. He hit on her hard. She told him she'd fuck him but only if he called me up and let me listen in. (He had no idea it was an…

Not sure how weird it is, but I recall the thing that short-circuited my tiny, little brain the most. I still start to breathe heavily when I think about it too long. My wife (girlfriend at the time) told me she was going upstairs to take a shower. She came back down buck naked and took the video camera and plugged…

Hyperarticulate political shop talk. I had my sexual awakening to The West Wing (Sam Seaborn and Jed Bartlet are my forever crushes) and later dated a speechwriter for about a year. He'd take me to his work parties and I'd get super turned on just listening to him network. I don't know, guys.

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Just did.

LOL My phone is maybe a month old and I only have photos of my new puppy and some baby bump pics. But I don't want the two dozen failed attempts at getting a baby bump pic to be uploaded to... anywhere. There's a lot of double chin and upper arm fat going on in some of them. I'll just keep those to myself, thank you.

if people are curious, that is the default setting and a lot of people don't realize that. Change the setting in settings —> photos and camera —> turn off "my photo stream."

Sequin semen? No, thanks. It's hard enough to get glitter out of the carpet.

Came here to post something similar. #nevernudesunite

I also do not take part.

If a doctor or medical professional asks you to do it, nice try, Dr. Feelgood, but these clothes are staying on. Use your x-ray machine to diagnose skin cancer.

How about not auto-uploading everything from your phone to the Cloud? Any time I get a new phone, it asks me if I want to automatically sync everything - like uploading every picture I take to Facebook. What?! NO. Are you kidding me? BAD IDEA.

Done and done. Thank's Erin!

Unrelated, anyone want to hangout tonight at the graveyard? I'm feeling... thirsty.

Maybe the nevernudes are actually onto something.

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