I wonder if she says her first name like cherries the fruit, or like SHUH-reese? Maybe I'm just trying to make it less bad than it is.

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I just want to point out that Crystal Metheny also came from Florida.

Well, that's just stupid.

That was Strawberry Shortcake's second cousin right?

It was her mother's best food. I am more disturbed that someone has the surname 'tennis'.

UM. HELLO. Her address is right there. Someone should probably blur that out STAT.

What the hell kind of superpowered drugs were they giving in maternity wards back then, anyway? And where can I get some?

Yesterday I saw a mugshot of a woman named Amber Bamber. The poor woman was doomed to a life of crime.

when I get a chance I am going to look up where she lives. I'm dying to know.

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So they just ate at Dennys and decided to get some exercise...

Joni Mitchell's album "Court and Spark"

Lately, this is what I've been listening to while PMSing because I usually feel a combination of being really horny/perverted and really angry/aggressive:

This is absurd; the entire list should just be "You Oughta Know" 15 times.

How is "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks not on this? HUH

"Girl with One Eye" by Florence and the Machine. For raging to.

I don't agree.

omg i just lost my shit at this comment, shut up.

This is almost as awkward as when Antz and A Bug's Life came out at the same time. Sorry, J Lo. Nicki is Disney and Iggy is Dreamworks.