Her entire veil/ back of her dress is covered in drawings from her kids.

"You're a scumbag parasitic asshole pervert sex criminal who should eat a fucking gun."

Last night over cocktails, one of my roommates and I confessed the fact that we both have a man in our lives that we're both pining over. And not just regular pining, but one of those lads that gets under your skin and stays there, no matter how many miles or years between you. (Me, 5 years, her for around 10.)

I had my first kiss in three years since I left my abusive ex-boyfriend. Anything I did with him, I don't count it as real.

Heh. I'm 36 years old and I just smoked weed in my bathroom for the first time. Here's to late blooming! Also I kind of want to both laugh at and high-five myself.

and thats the story of my day...HODOR

My curiosity was insatiable.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished…

This picture grosses me out on a whole new level. On the other hand, I can't be the only one who gains great pleasure from finding a huge blackhead and destroying it. Like, the highlight of my week is finding a huge one near my hairline that I haven't noticed.

AND I AM LOVING EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF IT!

Hey, Mark, fuck you.

The last leg of a cross-country trip, coast to coast by train. In the waiting room of Chicago's Union Station, I meet a couple who had just been on a talk show to accuse each other of cheating. He failed the polygraph, she was mad at him, and all three of us were about to board the same train.

My freshman year of college I went on a trip to Oxford, England with my debate team. We spent the four days staying on the floor of other debater's dorms and were shuffling around so much that the night before we left I didn't really get a chance to eat or drink anything. We had to be at the airport super early so I…

I really wish I had time to type up the story about the time i carried a bag back for some guy i had met the previous day in Egypt.

Once I flew to my semester abroad with literally everything I owned, including cutlery, but somehow my forks were stashed in my carry-on. They obviously stopped me at security and made me throw them out (but not the butter knives?), but nothing came of it other than needing forks when I arrived. The next day was one…

When I was 12, my parents saved up enough money to send me around the country for a summer to visit all my grandparents. (I have a lot via divorce/adoption) On a flight from NY -> LAX, I had to transfer in Texas. This was a big deal because I was 12. Welp, upon arriving in Texas, I was informed that all the rest of…

I was traveling through Ireland with a high school group over Spring Break and one evening we all split up in order to do a home stay with some Irish students our age. I'm at the dinner table with the young man's family, who had kindly welcomed me into their home, and the father asked me if I was excited for Easter.…

I was on a 2 hour flight, final leg of an 8 hour trip. Late night, the cabin lights are low, the middle seat is empty. I'm looking forward to sleeping through the whole thing. But I had the misfortune of sitting next to a delightful gentleman who, in a mere two hours, managed to do all of the following:

I earned my freckles (and my future skin cancer.)

I was thinking Curlz :(

You can't say three types of cake and then not mention what kinds of cakes...come on! I don't mean you, I mean the source.