Joan Rivers is in the hospital yall.

i need people to understand how DEEPLY i mean this

Was she not already in the hospital? Where do people have surgery these days?

Angelina and Brad? Clooney too?

And somewhere Jennifer Aniston is making a salad dressing from her tears.

Morrissey said some more dumb shit.

Congratulations, Brad and Angelina!

Whatever. I'm dating Glen Hansard and things are going really great.

Same here!

I'd seriously like people to stop naming their boys Todd. Re: see George Carlin standup.

and in conclusion: Mark Shrayber Jezabels sexy beefcake national treasure.

Janessa? That's a non-name, like Brendy. From now on, your name is Joan.

Guy in the blue hoodie ;)

I mean, I'm sure sexy Dougs exist but let's not put the cart before the sexy.

Puff Daddy lied. It's not all about the Benjamins. I feel so betrayed :'(

From my personal experience, I agree with this.

+100

Not gonna lie . . . my husband's full name on his voicemail message is sexy as hell.

Hell yeah, you are!

Ride me big, SHELDON.