If they had dumped it on his penis, the internet would have spontaneously combusted.

I swear to Christ I can't tell those three apart.

I've already seen it and was obsessed… I'm thinking it's time to revisit.

God, that accent. *faint*

It's so good! You won't regret it, and neither will your nethers.

I may or may not have gotten super distracted while walking next to a bus with an ad for No Good Deed on its side yesterday (I did).

I will watch Idris do anything. Anything.

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH!

When I see hot wet men, something grows three sizes, but it ain't my heart.

I was trying to figure out what to binge watch on netflix today since I'm off and after this I've decided on Luther. Idris makes my pants feel funny.

It may, however, give you helluva collection of ingrown hairs.

ugh. Fred Armisen is gross, right?

She's like the cool girl in high school who smokes cigarettes in the alley and makes out with guys who play guitar in their vans. But she would still be a loyal friend and would kick the ass of anyone who messes with you.

I'm a little scared of Natasha Lyonne.

Step 1: get pregnant.

Wait. Playmates are selected for their bellybuttons? I always thought it was the tits! I learn something new every day.

Haha yes! Thought I was the only person ever to have this and I'm unreasonably excited about your post. Mine was sort of dangly and in danger of being torn off if my clothing waistband rubbed it too much, so my doctor (regular GP, not a dermotologist) zapped it off with a little electric gizmo that removed the…

My ex used to do that to me all the time and then try to make me smell it.

Regarding bellybuttons, according to NPR tortellini are inspired by bellybuttons. As the story goes, "[An] innkeeper spied on his guest [the goddess Venus] through the keyhole of her room and got a partial glimpse of her. Struck by what he saw, he rushed to his kitchen, rolled out a sheet of fresh egg pasta and…

BELLY BUTTONS ARE GROSS.