So many butterflies. So much glitter. She's like a 13 year old in the 90's.

Suge Knight would get shot at the Kids Choice Awards.

Since Brit-brit forgot to nominate 3 others for the Woody Woodpecker Challenge for ALS Awareness, I'll get this started: Elizabeth Moss, Dan Savage, and Prince.

One of the other questions not posted here implied that Mariah got an abortion against Nick's wishes. And that Nick wanted 10 kids and she only wanted 2. HERE A THING: how could they conceive 10 kids of they husband doesn't want to touch the wife?

Nick Cannon is an ass and an opportunist. If you care about someone's emotional well-being, blabbing about it to the press seems an odd way to show your concern/be helpful. I hope that pre-nup was iron-clad, Mariah.

James Cannon probably deleted those comments because they exposed his borderline illiteracy. Good grief, that is some nonsense! "Women" as a singular noun has become my Waterloo in grading student papers. It's so pervasive I've threatened to start giving Fs just for that.

Guys, I am absolutely over the moon right now. The fucking moon! I just got my very first teaching job! I am going to be a high school English teacher. Every time it starts to sink in, something happens, like a phone call from my new principal, or getting my class schedule, and my mind is blown again. I've spent years…

Also, this gray business during Saturday night social is a drag. It's like having a slumber party in a fog bank.

WHY DOES LENNY KRAVITZ KEEP GETTING HOTTER???!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Here are some that you ladies probably don't know about us guys:

My mum told me that I could kill my brother by kicking him in the balls, so I was terrified to do so after that! I still broke his collar bone but that was an accident.

Right? And I've got to do it in my tiny office bathroom, and I'm usually pissed off, and in fear that I might have already burned through the last one too fast, so I have to check my underwear, and then I've got to shove something up in my vag to prevent blood from getting on my clothes, and then walk my happy ass…

Penises aren't straws?

Wait, you're telling me that vulvas don't taste like candy and smell like flowers? Were my hentai doujins that I grew up with wrong?!?

A boner? It just feels like an extra bit that gets stiff and uncomfortable if it stays so for too long. But the feeling isn't the important part, it's living with it that's the issue.

When I was in college, I had to demonstrate to three guys how tampons work. They couldn't get how such a tiny little wad of cotton worked against Aunt Flo. That is, until I put a super-plus into a glass of water. Stunned is the only word I have to describe their expressions.

Some women when on top really don't understand that if you go at it from an angle and make it bend not only does it hurt a lot but it CAN BREAK LADIES, so please, care.

I've read internet comments by guys who seemed to think that if a woman looks down, she can see her vaginal opening. And when I told them that only contortionists can see it without mirrors, they argued with me! Very surreal.

What's a boner?