test: were you born with big boobs? no? they are not for you

A cardboard box seems like a much more fun concept...

and now, continuing that rich and noble tradition, the United Kingdom is officially giving us Sex Box, a reality TV show where couples discuss relationship troubles with a group of experts then go in a box and fuck.

Is it just me or does this sound like the most boring sex show ever?

I think these gentlemen know:

Perfection. And yeah, Bradley Cooper can get it. Fa 'sho.

In both cases, it is a...well, ahem. Spoilers.

This is our punishment for unleashing the Kardashians upon the world.

what the fuck, guys.

Has there ever been a better time to be a narcissistic exhibitionist?

The first two letter writers seriously need to cut those friends out of their lives. People who are racist and people who are rude to service employees are the worst kind of people. They don't deserve friends. Life is too short to waste time being friends with awful people who sooner or later will direct their…

Good man.

This guy needs a sex tape. MEOW

Okay, fine, Pratt. I forgive you for Mrs. White. (Though the followup blog post was still beyond douchey.)

That is some calculating Tywin Lannister shit right there.

"This has been in my left pocket in my pants for 10 years( weiner )."

#notallbottles

I have learned new things today, from both this post and the many replies. This is why I Internetz.

I have no idea why, but the phrase "really, really gently dry humping" amuses me greatly.