File under Awkward: While having drunken sex in college, she started crying halfway through (but in no way stopping) and talking about her friend from high school who had committed suicide. Then she said "hurt me" and turned over so I could do her from behind.

I was raped when I was 14 (and a virgin). Though that's sad and all, that's not my sad sex story. When I finally felt comfortable to "reclaim my sexuality" and do it for the first time as a consenting party, I explained the situation to my then-boyfriend. I thought it would be this touching gift for me to give my…

Cool, I'll partake. This isn't "PIV" so I don't know if it counts.

I was dating this guy for a couple of weeks but hadn't slept with him yet because I was coming out of a bad relationship and wanted to take things slow. He said he was fine with that, but then still would ask if he could stay over every time we hung out. Then the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup and I was in a good mood…

I had some pretty mediocre sex with a guy I worked with, which isn't that awkward (just yawn)... but after it was over he said "So, you must have lost your virginity at a really young age, huh? Like, 13 or 14 probably?" ummmm.... I was a virgin until I graduated high school, thanks for the great compliment though.

Once slept with a close friend - he and i had been friends for 10 years at the time, we were 25 when this happened. We were both out of bad relationships with no sex so we planned to have sex with each other. We got a hotel and had an awkward bath together, then i blew him and he clearly didn't like it (note: i've…

Got dumped mid-sex, "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"-like. Was told "this doesn't feel right." She didn't mean the position. That said, it wasn't as cruel as it sounds, just bad timing.

in the back of a movie theater during a matinee showing of Black Swan

Both times with the same girlfriend. She let one slip while doing the old 69 right in my face. I couldn't stop laughing. End of sex.

The only thing I'll even willingly admit here is 4 close friends and I were all engaged in various conflagrations of sexual congress, in the living room, when my roommate came home. He was quite taken aback, and also slightly annoyed, as he had just purchased the furniture we were all fucking on earlier that very…

everybody lies - House

I approve of this so hard.

you mean this

THEN it's the picture that gets Jennay kicked out of the girls only college in Forest Gump!

Conversely,

How i picture myself in cardigans:

Heh. In my workplace as well, the cardigan is the rule, not the exception. I was in the staff room once and was reading from some fashion magazine about how the cardigan is the least sexy garment. Looked around and we were all in cardigans. ALL OF US.

THEN it's the picture that gets Jenny kicked out of the girls only college in Forest Gump!

You're kind of making me rethink my cardigan collection right now.