Let's celebrate by listening to Morris Day and the Time.
It's going to have to be me, isn't it? Oh well. I never tire of it.
I was just a little kid when Purple Rain came out - 8 years old. Watching this made me feel funny like how I felt when I watched Labrynth.
PEDRO PASCAL FOR DAARIO 3.0!!
YES! FUCK SHEETS!
My desire in life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of their women. Is that ok?
I think he IS a fedora and doesn't want to be in a relationship where he feels used. This list just has "Sentient Fedora" written all over it.
It's interesting that this list includes "You consider yourself a happy person." Doesn't that just say it all?
I agree with everything you said except for the flinging of wine. Please don't waste wine. If flinging becomes necessary, please choose gravy.
For someone who has never read 50 Shades of Grey and never will, and will only watch the movie if I am VERY drunk with some VERY funny female friends, I have so many thoughts on this!
Kara I feel like you really missed out on the potential title of a lifetime here: "ANACONDA: DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HON"
Dear Prudence,
I run an advice column, but I've actually been cribbing my letters. This has gone on successfully for years, but I'm getting nervous about being caught. Please help!
Signed,
Dottie Rainolds
Can they release a version of this film with running commentary from Hoda and Kathie Lee? Because that's pretty much the only way I'd agree to watch it.
So basically the surgeons approached this circumcision the same way I approach cutting my own bangs:
I hear you. I still have a thing for Dexter Morgan.
I have the most unbelievably disturbing crush on that man.
The surgeon: