Even though I'm a giant broadway nerd, I've always been a little lukewarm on Audra McDonald. However, I found her delightful in this. More delightful? Josh Charles. Swooooooooooooon.

Why aren't we constantly thanking the universe for Audra McDonald. I mean people SHE MADE CARRIE UNDERWOOD SEEM LIKE SHE COULD PRODUCE HUMAN EMOTIONS IN THAT NBC DISASTER. That is some etherial godlike shit right there

I vaguely remember being highly upset when they announced she was the recast for Merrin Dungey as Naomi on Private Practice and hated the way she played the character at first...

I don't think he was really visible behind the gleaming sun that is Audra McDonald.

I lost it when she sang "Marijuana."

Audra everything. I want a pet Audra. And a President Audra.

Best living human.

1. The smell. That smell. You know the one. The indescribable combination of semen, lady juice and sweat. Nice.

I used to think doggie style was gross — when I was a VIRGIN.

Terribly uptight people. The same people that don't like the smell of sex (who are these people?)

Oh god, thank you for this. I appreciate the inclusion of the second spreadsheet and the discussion about nobody requiring to have sex, man or woman. The comments at deadspin were all, "how hard is it to just give it up for him once in a while?" Maybe she didn't want to, and maybe the dude didn't want to, either.

The Borscht Belt has advanced into the 21st century.

Rule #5: If You Are Documenting Your Sex Life, Something Is Probably Wrong

Or, I don't know, trying to get pregnant.

Spreadsheets aren't always bad. Making a spreadsheet to organize her sex life was a turn on for Liz Lemon. I wish I could find a video clip of it. lol

here's my sex spreadsheet

Seems to me like these people need to spend less time making spreadsheets and more time spreading on the sheets, amirite?

I had really low blood pressure for a long time (funny - it went away when my step kids became teenagers...huh) and any fast movement made me dizzy. I frequently fainted if I bent down too quickly. It was only ever for a couple of seconds, but still. There's nothing like your new husband all in the flush of sexy times…

"Ummmm, are you looking for something?"

The only thing I dislike about sex is messed up eye makeup.