Romcoms would have you believe that sex is all cuddles and crisp white bed sheets and intimate climaxes over and over again as you make sweet passionate love from dusk til dawn.
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2. Removing socks. Hey, let me just try and hop around naked while I pull a sock printed with dinosaurs off my foot. Especially unsexy when your partner is trying to continue the foreplay by latching onto your nipple while you wrestle with your ankle.
18. Doggy style. Just, doggy style. What horrible person invented this?
A busy kitchen. An open Denny's.
No, sex isn't sexy. It's the leading up to sex that's sexy. Anticipation I guess.
18. Doggy style. Just, doggy style. What horrible person invented this?
Oh I hope she's the new command. She plays frosty sociopath so well.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
That movie is basically beautiful people porn. I love it. Have watched it about 6 times.
Yeah, that's what I'm tripping over. Accused them of "knotting?" Like...the stylist pretended to be cutting her hair when they were secretly just tying it in tiny knots?
I know an Oscar Mayer. This was definitely him.
That's pretty much the only reason that movie worked.
Only if the minister sings at the end, "Because you share a love so big, I now pronounce you frog and pig...."
Hollywood is not amused.
I know this is a very serious issue, but every time I see ISIS, all I can think of is this:
But what about neck tattoos?