GERALD!
LONG LIVE LORD JOHN MARBURY.
Sam Seaborn for President! Come on Sorkin, make it happen!
The ability to say "no" is one of life's greatest pleasures.
I'm the maid of honor in my BFF's wedding this summer and I don't have a fucking job. You have no idea how expensive a $150 dress and a $150 hotel room FEELS when you're broke and it's not even for you.
fuck dis. i wud be like, DECLINE.
As someone that finds giving blowjobs quite pleasurable, that sentence made me so sad.
Lol wut? Idk what kind of guys you've been with...... But thats weak as hell lol. Those guys need to learn to control their damn balls for christs sake.
If you derive no pleasure from delivering a performance that culminates in the complete satisfaction of your partner, stop engaging in partnerships altogether and stick to solos. You don't need an intimate connection with someone else in order to find your happiest of spots, sometimes three or four times in the span…
Some people do unfortunately, like they don't believe in mixing it up. Although too much mixing it up can be boring as well.
All of this. I can't tell you how many times I have had this messed up convo. Like it's okay for him to do it to you, but you won't do it him. Whatever happened to do unto others and reciprocating actions, huh? It's just common courtesy, Ugh, people are so impolite.
Thank you! I understand that you can give a blow job as the whole deal then that's it. However, that only applies to certain situations. I mean, after he recovers, yeah you could go again or whatever, but still. Does she not know about blow jobs as part of foreplay?
Don't blow blitzed/blackout, good god. People need to take a little pride in their work.
I think the word you wanted was "beneficiary."
Dick can be plural.