Yep. Even with a lot of foreplay, my girlfriend takes about 15 minutes to get off via oral, and that's not including rimming breaks.

If it's good, I can't last 3 minutes.

I think in the span of 40 minutes, you do a lot of position changing, biting, teasing, whatever. Just pumping a dick in and out is boring yes, but, do people really just do that?

What a bizarre statement. 7 minutes is too long to spend on something that only "benefits" one person? Oof, sorry, you are not good in bed.

Seriously, there's this certain weird group of women who seem to think it's perfectly acceptable to not want to give oral because "it makes them uncomfortable" or "what do they get out of it?" yet these same women would probably call a guy a misogynist if we said the same things about eating pussy.

If sex is boring you're not doing it right.

...suck them like a hoover...

I don't think she understands how big or expensive a 6-carat ring is.

Some guys are too drunk to know that they're never cumming.

she TOLD you; if you don't get your mouth full of by then, GIVE UP AND BECOME A LESBIAN !

True fact:

Today's kids are always "go go go go". They need to stop and smell the blow jobs, er, roses.

I hate speed sex. That's for kids.

In 7 minutes!? I am some special snowflake. I want a half hour of prep before the sex starts. Then that better go for AT LEAST 40 minutes!

Fucking whisky dick. Reason number one why I didn't fuck drunk guys. What is the point? It's like shooting pool with rope.

I love how she thinks the whole point in blow jobs is to just suck them like a hoover until finished. Girl, you obviously new! Blow job in in 7 minutes and then what? Watch the office? He's done and coming back down to earth, good job. You could have had a whole night of fun but it's over in the same amount of time it…

She's the dick-sucking queen. She can't be bothered by semicolons.

If only the comma was a semicolon, I'd agree.