Maybe there needs to be a middle ground compromise. Sex with no relationship? FWB? Everyone gets laid, no one gets a significant other and you get to keep your friend. Put your emotions in the drawer and get busy. Wear a condom!

still laughing.....5 mins later....clapping near soup SMH

"The kind of guys who wear plaid shirts and own anvils."

Girl crush!

it makes me sad that Debbie Gibson's kitchen is that small.

This chick is adorable. And I'm a straight woman....but I'd def make out with her.

I love you. *eargasm*

and beer!

edging?

I watched Pretty In Pink the other night and the scene where he kisses Andie? YUK. His thin lips do a weird scooping thing. Sorry, Andrew.

Not a Rihanna fan, but this version made me tear up. *feelings*

Tears from LOL.

Well, man and lady juices on undies/towels/sheets are sometimes the consistency of snot, and you wash those, right? So it's a *wash*.

TROGLODYTE.

I wore Spanx to a wedding once. After dinner, I couldn't breathe! Went in the ladies room, took them off and tossed them in the garbage.

What rhymes with 'nuzzling'?

Oh, good, MY MOM will be so excited. Just kidding. She doesn't know what a gif is.