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Charlottehasanewname
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(sung to Frozen's LET IT GO)

^^THIS^^ logistics, people.

"jingling hand jobs?" Please. Hand jobs are for high schoolers. You get it done better and quicker with your mouth.

GaGa looks gorgeous but Donatella looks like the Crypt Keeper.

I have violent, LOUD orgasms....where do I sign up to donate?

VERY HOT. *applause to Aerie*

What about PROM, BLAINE? What about PROM!?

they're not wearing deodorant. See? "natural"

hold up a sec-you have a little something stuck in your teeth.

My nipples don't look like that. SAD FACE.

She still looks good, either way. Witch (c)hunt, much?

I want to have sex with this commentator and have him do a play by play.

Those shoes are so unfortunate looking.

Ugh. They didn't even GET IT ON in real life? Lame.

I think that's Christian Bale's hair piece from "American Hustle".

Sherlock is mos def a TOP. And Watson is a perfect BOTTOM. Kismet.

THANK YOU....spank bank.

Because SHAMROCK SHAKES.

I don't get the Amy Adams love. She does nothing for me in any film she's been in.