No shipping you say? I thought Pacifisundere with Mabel was in full effect! "I-It's not like I want a ride in your car or anything!"

*slaps Colmes* Why ya hitting yourself? Why ya hitting yourself?

Well my uncle works at Nintendo and you can totally unlock Yoshi in Mario 64 if you get all the stars plus beat all Bowsers in under 2 minutes.

IT'S A DARK PERIOD IN MY LIFE, OKAY? YOU TRY BURNING YOUR PURPLE PUFFER JACKETS AND SEE HOW YOU FEEL, GARRET!

Wow TV Club, I am outraged. I cannot believe you awarded The Sound of Music Live! the best TV of the year.

#ThreeGleesTheory4Eva

There's something about Ryan Murphy that made Todd soar. Also worth reading: that review of Glee told from the perspective of Mike Chang's dad.

Is this where we list all our favorite VanDerWerff pieces? I'm going with paragraph 4 of this Glee review.

Ryan Walsh has been pulling the strings on staffing decisions the whole time. Ryan Walsh is the Ultimate Editor, the one the prophecy foretold. AND HIS VOICE RISES LIKE A FURY OVER THE PLANE, CHANGING THE VERY REALITY OF THE AUTHORAL VOICE IN IT'S STEAD. "very boring, IMHO," AND THEN THERE WAS SILENCE

Reggie said a bad word, I'm scared

SPOILERS FOR BOOK 3/POSSIBLY SEASON 4

Yeah well ask your bastard

Sharpened blades
They are twisting
All the blood
It is glistening
This horrendous sight
On Game of Thrones tonight
Watching a great violent wonderland

In addition to the dedication to "Phil Hoffman" at the episode's end. Dammit, this just makes me sad about his death all over again.

If Jeremy Renner can be trusted, apparently Hoffman was in fact slotted to be in this episode, although it was never filmed. Such a shame, Hoffman is one of my altime favorite actors and to imagine him on this show would be nirvana.

Warren, I know enough of your past to know THAT isn't at all true!

I'm allergic to pasta. And Lees.

*splashes you with a bucket of water*

I'm warning you right now: I use a lot of tongue and I'm also prone to move on to hot looking strangers.

If making out in public is wrong, I don't wanna be right!