See, we think she's dead now, but when there's a quiet moment she's going to jump out of the lake and give us all a good scare.

The problem with Dodgson: nobody cares when they got him here.

Eragon isn't the name of the dragon, who's named Saphira, but instead the name of the boy who fills the Luke Skywalker role. I needed to correct you because I needed to get some fulfillment out of reading those books when I was 13.

I absolutely adore Gigi D.G., and yes you should all be reading Cucumber Quest right now if you're not already. Bunny kids fight evil in the style of a Mario RPG! Also, Meredith Gran?! I feel like she's an obvious one, she's basically a webcomic legend alongside Kate Beaton. You should all also check out the work of…

Donna Bowman & Breaking Bad content.

I also like how the film bows them out when that device wouldn't work within the film's own emotional arc too. When the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come shows up, they happily step out. It's a nice little moment and makes them coming back seem that much more hopeful.

Thr/ill/ho

That "I love New York in the springtime!" lady is such a good 30 Rock joke. Knocked down before it could even fully be set up.

*aHEM* "Cheesy slideshow?" "Cheap effects?" It's called Windows Movie Maker, Katie, and dealing with it is less an aesthetic choice and more of a rite of passage.

Toph: "Do you really think friendships can last more than one lifetime?"

Somebody told me
That you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
Who I had of February of last year
Is this transphobic?
I don't even fucking know

I was gonna say I didn't actually like this song but I've listened to it about five times in a row in the last 15 minutes or so…….so I guess I like Bon Jovi?

LIKE FRANKIE SAID "I DID IT MY WAY"

Snow dad is better then no dad.

Actually a miniseries would be nice cause it would also give each "episode" thematic focus. My biggest problem with the last movie was the fact that I felt as if it had lost the idea of who the fucking protagonist is supposed to be. Bilbo? Thorin? The Bard? There was no thruline to align the entire thing. If it was…

No, I'm with you on the Lord of the Rings love. It's still a really important series of films to me, and I think saying that's shameful is RIDICULOUS! They're good movies, and Jackson does some great direction with it! Now if only I could say the same for The Hobbit movies… (Though I thought the Riddles in the Dark…

The final shot of this film is fucking horrifying. One of those rare cinematic moments that is truly disturbing. The blood, the scream, everything about it is just…Christ.

But…but you're different!

Pssh, I don't need a computer to tell me that I have a problem. That's what everybody else in my life is for.

Well, she did eat her taco.