FUCK NO Bruno Mars(???!!!)

Actually, Primal Fear made Edward Norton (first role, first Oscar nod...).

Gross.

It…kind of isn't particularly common, honestly, but fair enough. It's probably a regionalism—around here (I am in California, if that helps) mostly people say "first-hand knowledge" and "second-hand knowledge." I can't fault you for thinking your regionalisms are common.

"Just because you're happy settling for something you know is less than ideal"

Oh, gosh. Hang in there, anxiety is such a vicious bitch - no kids for me, I couldn't handle the constant worry - two nieces and a disabled parent keep me on the edge.

I think Robert Galbraith is her pen name for adult crime fiction :)

He does, but OH MY GOD is he a PUSSY when it's his own blood. He was getting woozy about pricking his finger for a glucose monitor for the first time tonight. I was like...really? I mean...REALLY?

Your tastes are your business, my facebook page is mine. You can defriend people or take them off your feed if you want.

My midwife said that the castor oil can be dangerous. It seems to increase the chances that the baby ingests meconium. I'm due and trying to remind myself of that.

Ay...I remember that third-trimester reflux. Meh. It could work, but whoever mentioned nipple stimulation is on to something too.

Why don't you break up with them? Being passive aggressive so that you can be broken up with doesn't really make sense and you end up souring the relationship in a much deeper way. It's part of being an adult - break it off yourself.

When did my youngest step son become the amazing young man that's rushing around my house right now, looking for his hair gel?

*weepy* Ya know, he's been through more than any child should ever go through. Yet, here he is, a good kid to the core, happy, healthy, and the biggest crisis in his life right now is that he…

If the link provided is Natural News, I sure as shit am not going to follow it, because I know it will be filled with nonsense garbage.

Do not advertise your pets on CL. Many animals picked on CL end up being used as bait animals for fighting dogs. Make sure you analyze the prospective owners before you hand over the leash.

Weird day. I went to UCSB and anyone who has been there knows how small IV is. The community is not without it's issues. There is a lot about it that I find problematic, especially now with a few years of space and a lot of Jezebel reading under my belt. But no matter what I still feel a huge connection to that place.…

whaaat?

She's a school bus full of coke... This totally explains the weird feelings I have about wanting her inside me.

I'm a gun owner and I do open carry sometimes (when hiking in certain back country areas) and I don't even get the whole "open carry whenever, wherever" thing. I'd rather not be wondering if the jackass at the next table is going to get drunk and pull his gun on someone.