Well...okay then, Joe Mande. You do you.

This is what happens when you let Tim Riggins stay an extra year.

Where do you get that theory? Her version has been quite consistent and none of the others were prostitutes.

"Nobody gives you medals for junk like that."

I have a hard time believing that any document written between 0-100 AD had anything to say about England.

... I know this is probably going to be a 'that's the joke' kind of moment but Strongbow?? I mean, how do you go downhill from there without buying White Lightning?

He's Canadian.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

James Franco puts the "semen" in "semantics."

Do you do open mic poetry nights? Of course you do. Tell me where to see you.

Go to your room and think about what you've done! While you're in there, get on Netflix and watch this movie!

Know what else was supposed to last for a thousand years? The Third Reich.

Yeah, at the time I could only afford a manual pump which was awful and never worth the time it took! I'm not sure anything really helped except just accepting that I was going to be leaky all over, wearing double pads, and actually I realized that nursing bras weren't the best for me since it was actually simpler for…

Breastfeeding should never be considered a taboo thing. Prudish types need to get over it. I'm surprised the section of sexualizing it was included but that's exactly what happened with my first wife. After the baby got old enough for normal food, she wanted to keep her production up and I was happy to oblige her.…

No one says "ain't nothing but a chicken wing," Guy. No one. That doesn't even rhyme. It's "ain't no thing but a chicken wing." Christ, I'm whiter than a mayonnaise truck accident at the RNC, and even I know that. It shouldn't be physically possible for me to be more disappointed in you as a human being than I already…

Am I the only one who thinks "sloots" sounds like something out of Dr. Seuss?

I can't be the only one who misread the title as "Joe Biden" and thought "well, I guess there is no such thing as a private life when you're the Vice Prez"/ was lowkey interested :/

Let those among us without an image of a lady inserting a plane into her vagina copied to our clipboard throw the first stone.

Seriously. Did you see that part starting around 20 seconds where she quietly entertains herself with a toy in the background? Christ, that kid is worse than Pol Pot.

I've told this to my husband and I'll tell it to any husband, nothing dries a vagina up more than a dead beat dad who doesn't help with the caring of the kids. He used to complain that I didn't give up the vajayjay often enough. As a rebuttal, I gave him a rundown of my day and told him if he had my day would he be…

Am I the only one that finds people complaining about children being children insufferable? Like, how dare a small child not play games and laugh with their family on a 12 hour train ride, fuck them right? I get it if the kid is messing with a stranger and the parents pretend it isn't happening (like kicking the seat…