Who doesn't love Geoffrey?

Seriously, though, she has a truffled mac and cheese recipe that could be used as an exhibit at her murder trial after his untimely death. It's evil … and incredibly expensive.

I've gone through three dishwashers in six years. You, friend, speak the truth.

Why did you break up with her? Were you tired of $50 recipes? Or florists wearing pastels? Or Geoffrey?

Can you tell me about your experience with EMDR? I'm interested in it as a way to treat my own childhood-trauma PTSD.

Ooh, I hope it's her mother-in-law Reba McEntire!

Have you ever had french fries dusted with sumac? Amazing.

Merced area here. It's all the same dust bowl.

Seriously? What are the odds. Where are you from? El Nido? Merced? Snelling? Los Banos?

Here's one for you. This happened near where I grew up and I still don't know how I was allowed to ride the school bus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1976_Chow…

Not a serial killing but a messed-up crime!

No, it's not. It starts at like two months as part of the DTAP, followed by another dose at four months, then the third at six monte.

And INSTANTLY that theme song is in my head. Just let me lay here in the sun / Until my dreamin's done.

Really? Huh. Okay! You go, fellow old!

You can't be pessimistic without the potential for optimism. And vice versa. They're opposite "suchnesses" (my therapist's word). Enjoy this balance in your life!

Was it the first time for weed or weed in the bathroom?

Embrace the Crock-Pot. I like this author's slow-cooker cookbook: http://www.indianasapplepie.com/collections/bo…

Where do you live, neighborhood-wise? Have you explored the crime rates in that area relative to other LA neighborhoods? Get some context. Also, take a personal safety course which your university undoubtedly offers. And maybe consider pepper spray, if you're still skeeved out. Do not get a gun unless you are…

That's the latent kind of racism that makes a person contribute to the Darren Wilson fund.

Nowhere are lawns an ecological choice. I'm in the Midwest now where it floods a lot. Grass has more absorption value than bare soil, but not much, and not nearly what native landscaping could provide. And yet, people still love their stupid lawns, just surrounded by sandbags.

I've done that. People seem to see Pandora there a lot.

"Scheana" I think. It is a terrible name.