Remember the BK Enormous Omelet Sandwich? An old boss caught a coworker eating one and told him if he died after eating it, they wouldn't honor the life insurance policy. I'm not sure which was funnier, the guy turning red in embarrassment, or my boss's commitment to his deadpan schtick. Long story short, the guy…

I keep going back to what it must be like for that teenager to have to try to find the strength to speak up and fight back in that situation. He was literally fist fighting his stepfather when cops showed up.

No. I'm hearing and speaking impaired. I've been involved in the community for most of my life. These people are assholes for complaining.

Bonus points for being the dude

Check your born-fitting-the-idealized-beauty-standards privilege. We're not all as lucky as you.

I'm always listening to other people's conversations, if I'm within earshot.

Seriously! That shit is my favorite. One time I stopped directly behind a couple breaking up on a corner and just soaked it all in for a few minutes. Glory.

"I think it's different when you have an office job because it's routine and you know you can do all the stuff in the morning, and then you come home in the evening," she said. "When you're shooting a movie, they're like, 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,' and then you work 14 hours a day, and that…

I won't eat it unless he puts it in an upcycled mason jar.

I can't sit here and pretend like I wasn't mildly amused these two were put on the cover of Vogue, even though in my eyes, Vogue is now what Cosmo wanted to be before it became the unofficial magazine of high school girls. The diversity is purely accidental, so I guess if one is really trying to give Vogue "credit"…

What the hell did I just read?

Funny, I feel like the less known about it the better.

I hate that! I am seriously convinced most people do not want to watch a Hispanic character that is not a stereotype. I guess we're funny when we're illegal.

You know what I think would help, casting actual 13 year old to play 13 year olds. I think that this really fucked with me as a kid. Everyone is pretty goofy looking in the middle of puberty. Putting braces and oversized glasses on a 23 year old does not an awkward teenager make.

While at a restaurant in Rome, we told the waiter we were from L.A. The waiter expressed surprise at the number of Latinos in Los Angeles because of shows like Baywatch. Ugh.

I mean it's not like latinos are the majority ethnicity in California or anything. . . eyeroll

You thought the story of a dead child was the appropriate place to ask this question? Seriously?

You know, I'm an "older" woman, and I still go to rock shows, wear sexy clothes, and expect to be treated as a viable, sexual person, and I can't stand Madonna. I've never liked bought into her sex as a commodity schtick, and she's never made me feel empowered. Tina Turner on the other hand, or Chrissie Hynde or…

"Prickly armpits"? Those bitches were hairy. And there isn't anything wrong with women's natural bodies. So stop with the shaming.

True sometimes tragedies just happen. This case is not an example of that. She was given three different sedatives which acted via overlapping pathways and as a result amplified the impact of each. She was also given more than she should have been even if they had been the only sedative she was given. She left alone…