It makes you sound like someone with a functioning moral compass, as far as I'm concerned.

Yo... this motherfucker needs to die. I don’t care how that makes me sound.

Few things here, if you don’t want people to think you are racist, don’t were a MAGA hat. If you think, oh, that could be my son, you need to raise your children to be better people. And lets not forget, this whole thing happened because a Catholic high school decided to take a bus full of teenage boys to a protest…

This is your friendly regularly scheduled reminder to thank the 53% who demand to speak to the manager, and their husbands for all of this. This is exactly what you all wanted and voted for. Ya’ll ain’t shit.

Whaddya selling?

I know, it’s not hard at all, right!

Mitch, please.

Reporter asks Sarah Huckabee Sanders about potential plans to pay for the border wall: “Have you done the math on that?”

“You’re a muppet!”

If his middle name is Wayne, we’re fucked.

I hate to be this person, but would you consider removing the method she used to complete her suicide?

Looooove Gorey, had the same thought. Brilliant. Went back and read only the rhymes the second time, just had to.

Pre-tty nice...!

I prefer bull butter lettuce, myself.

You do have a point.

You’re right. I’m sure he did that Nike campaign gratis.
(And by the way, don’t worry: You don’t sound racist at all.)

This is completely insane.

Fuck her shitty ass parents. Bill for family vacation... I hope she never pays and it fucks up your credit forever, you trifling, nasty assholes. I hope Discover calls you nightly. I hope this article gets you hate mail.

“If a woman needs to defend so fiercely the ‘one thing they can call their own—their body,’ then they shouldn’t be so careless with it as to have sex when they are not ready to be pregnant,” he wrote in the essay from 2004.