Oooooooooooh...dammit! :D

I just want to tell you that I love your name. 

“Please Respect That Betsy DeVos is an Introvert, Okay?”

Ani was my first concert with a huge group of friends when I was 15 (1995). I was so enamored of her, so impressed with her positive attitude. It was joyful, forceful, angry, triumphant. Then I saw her again at 29, with one of those friends I’d seen her with the first time, and it was...not joyful. Nor forceful. Not…

Wow! How about that?! Injured and worried about the well-being of others?! It’s almost like Rabbi Goldstein is...a leader, with, like, COMPASSION or something! Who’d have thought?! Caring for others! Crazy!

It was the word “dookeychute” that ended me...

Here’s your apology, Laura: DIE IN AN ON-FIRE SUBMARINE.

You’re a terrific, loving person and I am so sorry your emotions were toyed with. I hope your stepdaughter realizes - at some point! - that you are a treasure of a stepmom and apologizes for being thoughtless. 

This is not hard-hitting commentary, but I strongly believe that in that particular photo, Julian Assange looks like a young Dave Foley playing Julian Assange.

You know what, Donny? You’re a big, fat con job. In every sense.

I automatically like you.

Aw, he’s not even putting his claws out! <3

100% agree! Mr. Fiasco mocks me heartily whenever I see a big cat on television and joyously cry “KITTY!!”

“It’s a bit more complicated than that.”

“If you’re the best, maybe so am I, compared to him, compared to her...”

Stranger, stranger! Now THAT’S a weapon!

Hey yeah. Why is there no wypipo worldstar??

“White supremacist” has been offensive since 19ALWAYS.

How the hell are people still supporting this assclown? Do they genuinely enjoy white nationalism and hating black and brown people so much?!

Jesus. That’s an excellent and horrifying point.