Is it weird that I would like “BEEEAAAWWWW!” as my ringtone now?

“...BOY this work is hard!”

I’m so sorry for what you went through. I hope you are doing well now, and that you get some justice. Because you sure as hell deserve it.

Right. “She wasn’t trying to mock her! She was just doing an unflattering impression of someone different from her for the amusement of others! You know, the textbook definition of MOCKERY!”

Ugh. Julian, we’re not dismissing your views based on your race or gender, buddy. We’re dismissing them because they’re bad. Views can be bad. Yours are. Go away.

I’m grateful you are “that person.” We need that person. <3 Thank you.

R is for Rich, who made me laugh with this story

“Okay, everybody pick out someone you wanna punch.”

I just wanted to mention that I really enjoy the Meghan McCains of this world who spit out other people’s proper names like it’s an insult. I used to work with a woman who would redirect questions to me that way.

Jon Stewart’s book, “Naked Pictures of Famous People”

Might I add, ba-boom?

I’m genuinely asking: how is how leaf water inferior to hot bean water?

It depends. What kind of cereal are you buying?

I genuinely take no joy in criticizing the appearances of others, and I am strongly against tearing other women down.

Today, truly, is the least I have felt like vomiting in two years.

I respectfully disagree that this was the *WORST* vote that happened Tuesday.

Well hey, Kim Davis!

Your friend KICKS ASS!!!

Oh my gosh. Remember the day after Obama was elected? I wish I could bottle how I felt that day, and keep it on the shelf to sip on days like this...

Hmmm. Well, I hope he bursts into flames.