“Trump is shaking!!!”

I mean can we get some pics of the cats? I kind of want to see what $800 cats look like

She’s like the opposite of charisma.

What is this feeling? It’s kinda glimmering. And warm. And uplifting.

Seriously, it was like we’d won the war, the World Cup, found the love of our lives, I was laughing and crying all day! 

I used to drive from Pittsburgh to Cincinnati a few times a month for work and driving through Ohio is a fucking nightmare for a million different reasons. But I always got a kick out of the bilboards on I-70, especially this one:

Honestly, this seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to do. I get not wanting “spoilers”, but that desire is not really reasonable when compared to the fact that a piece of media may cause real psychological damage to an unsuspecting patron who has issues around self-harm or suicide.

My friend’s water broke this morning but she stopped to vote on the way to the hospital. Her daughter is going to be fierce as fuck!

There’s a word for the Jews that assisted the Nazis.

Has anyone called that gun-toting girl with the long hair “Repubzel” yet?  If not, let it be known that I came up with that.

It’s people like you wot causes unrest!

Fed them pot laced brownies for dessert. Works every time.

That mock Belloq look is not doing her any favors. I mean that beyond the colonialism angle and whole Indian Jones villain aspect.  It’s a look that is probably best left in the 1930 and 1940s.

If you don’t like being called a white supremacist and a bigot, maybe you shouldn’t espouse white supremacist and bigoted views. There aren’t many people I want to see out of office more than this putz.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

Like, the whole “Americans are suffering at home” argument would be valid, if these people gave a goddamn shit about that at all. Instead they try to take away healthcare, incarcerate and kill nonwhite people, suppress wages, make it illegal to be a woman or trans person and get adequate healthcare, among a laundry…

I mean, fuck if you want to get in the weeds with me, the entire concept of bearing arms during the time the constitution was written was in relation to military participation.

To “bear arms” has a strictly military meaning at the time and our famed “orignalist” Fuck face Scalia disregards that in his opinions.

The 2nd…

That’s rolling probable cause.

It’s true.

Black Republicans. White Thugs. Police arresting white people. North Carolina having an “ethnic intimidation law.” I’m getting dizzy. Dis tew much.