What is the point of this show if Salem doesn’t get to be quippy and pathetic and relatable as hell?

I can’t stand seeing this.  Only one person besides her daughter said anything.  Even the flight attendant was weak.  To the so called white allies, this is why we don’t believe y’all.  Only one person stepped in to stop it.  This woman did nothing wrong and had to deal with this foolishness.  People were walking…

The crooked racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people’s tweet reads like a Mad Libs filled in by boring people:

Yeah we’re reading this as “successful at everything he’s done”, but Trump is actually saying “successful at... uh... whatever it is he’s done. Does. Do-do.”

Terrapin porn?

His last name gives it away, man is 100% cracker.

Please... she regrets being caught. 

Counterpoint: When times get bad, and times get rough, they should let him book some solo dates so he can do his stuff.

Translation: He feels deeply threatened that he’s surrounded by so many women in power and he noticed Trump had a dick so he went with him.

“I’m with her” triggering Kanye’s daddy issues has got to be the most ridiculous shit I’ve heard in a minute.

Fixed that for you.

I recently had an epiphany. It was not a nice one.

If your son sexually attacked a woman, maybe his life deserved to be ruined, auntie.

You want to be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model Senate.

An “investigation” that didn’t want to do its job and only lasted a single working week?

Unpopular opinion: American Psycho was just as awful as the book upon which it is based. It was a boring porno that tried to dress itself up as art and failed at both.

SPOILER ALERT: They don’t give a single fuck about women. They only acknowledge the existence of sexual assault when they can use it to turn women into a pawn.

I believe her.

I’m down for putting DJTJ on a small island and hunting him.

“and for his beautiful young daughters, whom I might date in 10 years, assuming they like Mario Kart.”