Were you sent here by the devil?

Rep-Gun-Zel?

Chose him out of thousands.

So...are you saying...there were not very fine people on either side?

I’m out of civility. It’s gone. I had a ton, maybe two years ago, but it’s all gone now. A holocaust survivor was killed by a Nazi in the United States. In 2018. At temple.

Hey. Enjoy yourself. :)

BRB, purchasing brain bleach.

“I can’t wait for this revolution to end so I can go back out to dinner.”

You know, I’m hoping he’ll find someone who will give him peace of mind...

^ Correct.

I think you’re right. I think you’re allowed to crawl back into bed, at least for a couple hours. You probably need a moment. When you’re ready, I’ll come by and bring gummy bears. We’ll build a blanket fort. Then we’ll emerge and start kicking the ass.

Fine by me. I’m mad at all of them, too.

Me to Orrin Hatch: YOU grow up, you myopic old shitmonger.

Just when I thought Vermont couldn’t endear itself to me further...

BRB, setting self on fire.

“...ON THIS PERRRRRRRFEEEEEEEEEECT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!”

I, personally, would like to know where Melba Toast fits into all of this.

Ah yes. A la the literary classic, “The Most Tragically Inept And Desperate-For-The-Approval-of-a-Father-Who-Will-Never-Love-Him Game”...

Attention, fellow non-stupid white women: when we see someone behaving like #BaggageClaimBecky, can we please, please, please agree to call them out?

Stephen, I’m not even mad at you. You had to tell someone. It’s just too much for one person to bear.