Good for Vontae. He had the money to do it, so he put his own health and sanity first. Well done, sir. You take care of you.

“IT’S NOT A COMPETITION, PAM!!”

NOOOOOOO. John Hamm is Sterling Archer!

How can anyone be so horrible? “Oh, this guy pisses me off. I’ll just go shoot him and then say I was super-tired and went into his apartment by accident. It’ll be fine. I’m a white chick/cop, and he’s just a black dude. People will believe me. Problem solved.”

Aw, come on, gators! I thought we were pals!

Memo to Jeff Sessions: shut the fuck up.

Amber is a liar.

I do not believe her. I believe her less with every word she says.

I have a LOOOOOOOT of questions. Here are some:

I absolutely believe in Bob Woodward. I trust him. I have no doubt that he did his due diligence to research this book, told the truth, and tried mightily to speak with the dipshit.

Do not be sorry. You sound reasonable, cool and informed. 

Thank you! “Harvest Moon” was the first thing I thought of when I heard this. 

Don’t Initiate Trouble?

Do you own a van with no seats that it equipped with window blinds?

The fact that Madge did this doesn’t surprise me a bit. But it disgusts me a lot.

I love the turn of phrase “how Tony affected the world,” because I think so much of how he affected the world was by letting us see how much the world affected him.

Plus, I bet they ate that carrot and her fiance, too.

Here’s my Elon Musk impression:

::crawls under desk to weep::

My reaction to anything that human hemorrhoid says is generally “shut the fuck up.” It works 98% of the time.