I ask this with immense fondness: u mad

Being high is different because it’s different. Not sure how else to explain this to you. Alcohol is not the same as marijuana. Its effects are not the same, its method of consumption is not the same, and it’s just...not the same. People are more willing to accept drinking than smoking, but that’s just because alcohol…

if you think patience is the most important thing when raising kids but you have to get high to be patient then MAYBE you shouldn’t have kids.

Really? Wow! So it totally IS my fault that I didn’t just fix the problem all on my own. How sad that it never occurred to me to Google, “How does my wife want me to kiss her?” and be rewarded with all the information I needed. Also, to my knowledge, she has never written a book about how she wants to be kissed. So I…

Wait! I was wrong! There is one about terrible guests:

Fuck that. I just got promoted to manager, and I nevertheless plan on working 4o hours on the dot each week. A lot of older managers are in the habit of logging on in the evenings at my company, and I can tell you all that there is a 0% chance of me doing that. As soon as I do it, it will become the expectation. Nope.

These two need a spin-off, for real. I’d rather watch a show about them than Piper any day. Poussey FOREVER!

I seriously cannot believe how badly they fucked this up. I mean this is essentially what happened in the books to a different character that has been switched out for Sansa, but Jesus Christ, in one insane plot adjustment they managed to completely trash almost all of Sansa’s development so far and in my opinion…

I think the phone ringing all the time, people wanting your input bit is important. For a lot of people, planning the wedding might be one of the only times their opinion is valued or at least central to what is going on (especially for women in more traditional families). The other thing is if you have an…

I think the general thought here is: tattoos represent a particular place in your life. You have to make your peace with having that place on your body, always, good or bad, when you get it. I have a couple of tattoos that were related to horrible events, like deaths or breakups, and though I don't feel that pain…

I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was…

I've been to many a bachelorette party, none of which have involved looking like a crazy cliche the whole time. They were varying levels of expensive. All involved drinking heavily. Two involved cooking classes. Two involved drinking semi-illegally at a picnic (park and beach, sangria in Nalgenes just looks like fancy…

Dude, dick paraphernalia is the fucking worst. Get her a sash that says "Bachelorette" or a tiara or something, or dress up like you're doing Glamour Shots, but for the love of all that's holy, don't get dick paraphernalia. Not only is it uncomfortable for at least half the party (if not more), it's utterly…