um the biggest issue here is that her bag was 10lbs overweight

*flips table*

I nominate the old ham in my refrigerator.

Doesn’t “fleek” also fall under Columbusing? I think I read something about how white people are treating it as this trendy new word but it’s been around black communities for years. Can’t find it, though, can anyone else confirm?

WOW. Glad you guys worked through it, but holy crap, what a shitty thing for her to do. If she didn’t have any answers right away, she owed it to you to sit down and talk through different ideas/techniques so you could both discover what she was looking for. Ugh, that must have been awful.

Boyfriend and I recently started a new tradition: on our anniversary, we go away for the weekend, get really high, and talk about our feelings. We don’t call it a performance review, but that’s essentially what it is. 5/5 would recommend.

oh hell yes there goes my tuesday

Major dick move from a garbage human? Yes. But I’m not sure she qualifies for the title of The Worst Wedding Guest in the World.

And here I thought “GPOY” was still an acceptable term. I am an outdated goof.

“Welcome to Zales. Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.”

Baby Fight Club? That is so metal.

My mentality exactly. Can I come work for you?

“A third group of people have pointed out that bag searches will be useless against perpetrators who keep their guns on their bodies instead of their bags and are worried that the new measures will lead to body searches.”

okay what

Totally fair point, but if the content or “event” chooses to use and/or sell those images in the future, it also seems fair for the image’s creator to get credit and compensation for it.

THANK YOU, MADELEINE.

As someone who has only recently gotten in to doing sex on someone else’s furniture, I’d like to point out that sometimes it’s more about the thrill of being discreet and risking getting caught than “we can’t keep our hands off each other.” I’m in the third camp — think about all different aspects of it, including…

YAAAAAAAAS. They’re the fucking greatest.

What a garbage human.