it’s a step forward. It’s not his job to bear a cross. He’s taking on more than most of us Deadspinners, who sit and demand somebody do something while hiding behind fake names

Compromise: Fuck The Man?

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

Okay, Bruce.

Seriously, you’re doing too much. Don’t do anything

Except they play in the ACC

Way to skip the first three paragraphs, champ.

You do realize that the moniker, “The Second City” has nothing to do with New York or anything other city, right? It’s because the city was rebuilt after the fire.

I don’t think you understand how “The Second City” is used, or know a lot about architecture.

My woke son Jarapahat, 3, is allergic to tacos. “Tacos are made by Monsanto,” he told me, “and you are complicit in the hyper-corporatization of the food industry.”

There’s no respect any more for being straight and white in this country.

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

[scribble notes furiously]

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

Just a reminder of some of the things that have happened since Rae Carruth’s arrest and conviction:

You know who does not give a fuck.? Every cow, chicken, pig, and lamb in this country. Also Harambe.

God I fucking hate Baylor.

The first such experiment, which was not the whole plane, was a disaster.

You’ve been waiting all day to use this one haven’t you?