Thank God for the Irish or we would have never had seen such amazing players like Tracy McGrady or Shaquille O’Neal.

‘murica fat amirite???

The article pretty clearly says she regularly dunks in practice...

Not to mention, why the hell is The D.E.N.N.I.S. System so low?! And Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass. ROCK FLAG & EAGLE!!!!!!!!

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

+ 3/5^ths?

Classic Madden strategy.

That was Shakespeare.

Timing plus italicizations equals comedy is how I imagine the saying goes.

This was very long so I didn’t read it but it looks like it’s funny cuz it’s italicized so +1

So the fact that the defending-champion Cavs had three superstars in LeBron, Kyrie and Love and no serious competition in the East was fine with you, in terms of rooting for them, but the addition of 35-year-old Kyle Korver as a three-point specialist is too much?

This is an interesting story about a trade that actually happened, sure.

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Everybody in the UK is required to play soccer and is stuck in regimented divisions; failure to comply results in a mandated visit to Room 101*. Deadspin will cover any developments that happen in the 6th to 498th divisions.

A shtick also known as the “Peyton Manning”

Fuck Vineyard Vines

Junior Spivey

LSD + THC @ MSG = XTC

He was muslim, yah dingus.

The non-call on LeBron hanging from the rim was cancelled by the ridiculous tech on Jefferson when he dunked on KD and apparently winked or something once again making me wish Sheed did color commentary so he could rant about stupid body language calls